Lucky for Him, He has Triple-B...
There are certain pitfalls to owning a car that is 14 years old. Like the fact that it chooses now, of all times to start completely falling apart.
In one month I've replaced the ignition (which broke the cruise control and gearshift indicator) and the starter crapped out on me. It's just been one super fun ride after another with the Landmaster (my affectionate name for my 94 Buick Century Custom.)
At least Bean here has good car coverage.